Gimmies

This started as a joke but has swollen into an uneasy, overweight database of oddfellows. These are my Gimmies. The Gimme List includes anyone you might enjoy a romp with under perfect circumstances. My standard has dropped to pretty much anyone I’d like to have come over and prepare a nice meal and do the washing up. Here are the victims, (not including my number one Gimme, my perfect husband, Eric).

The Trinity of Gimme Perfection:
Dean Winters
Michael Pitt
Mike Rowe

Second Tier, But Still Pretty Good Gimmies:
Josh Homme
Adam Levine
Boston Rob

Had A Hot Moment, But It’s Over Gimmies:
Mickey Rourke
James Spader
Ethan Hawke
Eric Stoltz
John Malkovich
Greg Kinnear
Craig Kilbourne
Gordon Ramsey

A Gimme In My Own Twisted Mind:
Kenny Rogers (the old face)
Woody Allen
Michael Palin
Anthony Michael Hall

Funny Is Hot Gimmies:
Steve Martin
Paul Rudd
Ben Stiller
Jason Sudeikis
Zach Galafianakis

Sometimes What Is Hot Is Also Embarrassing:
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
Bam Margera
Ryan Dunn (and kinda the whole cast of Jackass)

Characters Are Sometimes Hot:
Gopher from The Love Boat
Ducky from Pretty In Pink
Jake from Sixteen Candles
Lloyd Dobler from Say Anything

Artistic Is Always Hot, Even After Death Gimmies:
Ernest Hemingway
Pablo Picasso
Auguste Rodin

Gangster Gimmies:
Ray Liotta in Goodfellas
Robert deNiro in The Godfather II
Al Pacino in The Godfather
Warren Beatty in Bugsy
James Gandolfini in The Sopranos

True Blood Gimmies:
Eric
Alcide
Hoyt
Jessica
Pam

Historical Gimmies, Because Bravery & Patriotism Is Sexy:
Sam Houston
Stephen F. Austin
Thomas Jefferson

British Gimmies:
Colin Firth
Eddie Izzard
Prince Harry

What’s Black & White & Dead All Over? These Silver Screen Gimmies:
Joseph Cotten
William Holden
Cary Grant
Clark Gable

The 70’s Were Hot Gimmies:
John Ritter
Don Meredith
Bo & Luke Duke
Manly from Little House

Too Obvious But I Can’t Help It Gimmies:
Johnny Depp
Leonardo DiCaprio
Daniel Craig
Matt Dillon